I'm fucking ya'lls whole shit up
HAVE YOU EVER:
Q Have you ever tried any drugs?
A i've been known to dabble
Q Ever had Dippin Dots?
A once and just recently
Q: Ever make fun of a homeless person?
A only to his face
Q made out in a movie theater?
A few times
Q made out in the forest?
A ...i don't think so
Q thought your cousin was hot?
A naw, son
Q slept naked?
A not unless i can help it
Q taken a shower with the opposite sex?
A oh yea
Q gone over the speed limit?
A not so much anymore
Q danced in front of your mirror?
A only if i'm naked
Q gotten a hickey?
A when i was younger. I can't fade that shit now.
Q stolen money from a friend?
A nope
Q gotten in a car with people you just met?
A sure
Q been in a fist fight?
A not in a few years
Q snuck out of your house?
A a few times
Q been arrested?
A i'm too thorough for that
Q ditched school to do something more fun?
A too many times
Q slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
A my boys are my family.
Q seen someone die?
A naw
Q been on a plane?
A once
Q kissed a picture?
A when i was young
Q slept in until 3pm?
A shit yea
Q laid on your back and watched the cloud shapes go by?
A when i get the chance
Q made a snow angel?
A when i get the chance
Q played dress up?
A chu know bout that?
Q cheated while playing a game?
A i can be a bit sneaky sometimes
Q fallen asleep at work/school?
A i had it down to a science
Q been to a club?
A a few times
Q felt an earthquake?
A I was skating during one one time. but i never felt it.
Q touched a snake?
A yep
Q ran a red light?
A hell yeah. and copped my first ticket doing it.
Q had detention?
A yeah, but i bucked on the teacher's property, so it was gravy.
Q been in a car accident?
A couple
Q hated the way you look?
A when i'm dressed like a yuppie
Q witnessed a crime?
A maybe
Q been lost?
A not like talking 'bout
Q been to the opposite side of the country?
A nope
Q felt like dying from embarrassment?
A whenever i get spun out and vomit at other people's houses
Q sang karaoke?
A nah
Q done something you told yourself you wouldnt?
A everyday
Q laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
A apple juice in third grade
Q caught a snowflake on your tongue?
A that used to be my shit.
Q kissed in the rain?
A once. incredable.
Q glued your hand to something?
A naw
Q got your tongue stuck to a pole?
A that shit is stupid
Q sat on a rooftop?
A one of my favorite things to do in this town
Q didnt take a shower for a week?
A i don't think so. I'm prissy.
Q ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
A i love being scared
Q played truth or dare?
A i never had time for bullshittin'
Q played spin the bottle?
A yea
Q been easily amused?
A all the time
Q cheated on a test?
A i can be a little sneaky from time to time
Q forgotten someones name?
A all the time. I remember faces, though
Q blacked out from drinking?
A not entirely
Q played a prank on someone?
A any chance i get
Q gone to a late night movie?
A who hasnt
Q made love to anything not human?
A i made hate to a pocket pussy one time
Q failed a class?
A never that
Q choked on something youre not supposed to eat?
A pubic hair
Q did you celebrate 4th of july?
A of course
Q felt like killing someone?
A all the time
Q thought about running away?
A nope. just did it.
Q ran away?
A yep.
Q made your parents cry?
A too many times
Q cried over someone?
A that's the only time i cry anymore.
Q owned more than 5 sharpies?
A sharpie should sponsor my friends and I
Q have/had a dog?
A yes
Q own an instrument?
A microphone.
Q been in a band?
A There was Living Will in 1998. This Present Darkness from 1998-2003. and TITAN from 2004-present. It's been my life.
Q Drank more than 15 pops in a day?
A I don't even drink 15 beverages a day, period.
Q broken a cd?
A on purpose. on accident. and everything in between.
Q shot a gun?
A not yet
Q been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
A not actively
Q slept for 24 hours straight?
A I don't think so....but close to it.
Q cut your self on purpose?
A only to get at an in-grown hair.
Q Made out in the woods?
A I don't think so
Q Drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?
A here and there
Q Had a crush on a teacher?
A motherfucking Ms. Molina. that was the hottest spanish teacher i've ever seen.
Q Been to the ER?
A not frequently
Q Sung in the shower?
A anytime i get the chance
Q Kissed a complete stranger?
A We'd been talking for a couple hours...
Q Not been able to remember your night?
A sometimes not as soon as i wake up, but then i can piece the fuzzies together.
Q Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
A no. but one time one of my best friends and I broke into our house after we got the boot and sprayed the whole place down with one. and took part of the fence. *sigh.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Q: At what age do you want to get married?
A: No sooner than 30. Before 40 if I happen to find someone. If not by 40, i'm rolling dolo. I'll retire, pick up my life, and move it to the motherland...die in Ireland living the simple life.
Q: How many kids do you have/want?
A: I'd like to have a boy. But I won't. The world is too shitty and my outlook is too bleak.
Q If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
A FUCK. NO.
Q Cheated on a bf/gf?
A when i was younger
Q told someone you love them and really mean it?
A sometimes
Q been cheated on?
A when i was younger
Q lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A when i was younger
Q been told youre hot by a stranger?
A thats how it always starts
Q broken a heart?
A unfortunately
Q had feelings for someone who didnt have them back?
A that's what made me the hollow asshole i am today.
Q been dumped?
A most of my life
Q had a crush on your neighbor?
A My first french kiss was with my neighbor. I'm pimp like that.
Q Hooked up in the shower?
A yeah. but i don't prefer it.
Q Ever fallen out of love?
A if you wait long enough
Q Have you ever dated someone you met online?
A fuck no
Q Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
A yup
Q Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
A yeah.
Q Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
A I'M my own worst relationship mistake.
Q How often do you see your significant other?
A everytime i urinate
Q What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
A anywhere with a good atmosphere
Q What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
A I she is territorial, jealous, and lacks trust, i can't fade it. That's why i'll probably never get married. I haven't found a female like that yet.
Q What's the largest age difference between yourself and some one you dated?
A 22-26
Q Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
A i would if i was, but i'm not so i can't.
Q Where was your first kiss with your current significant other?
A i have no significant other
Q Why did your last relationship fail?
A i'm too much a schizoid loner.
Q Are you afraid of commitment?
A i'm not afraid of commitments, I just hate them.
Q What's you opinion on sex with no commitment?
A the more the merrier, i guess. but it's rarely that easy.
Q Are you a jealous person?
A When i was a punk ass teenager. Not anymore. Jealousy is a female trait.
Q Does it get annoying when somebody says they'll call you, but doesn't?
A I can't sweat them. I've spent too long doing that, but i'm turning over a new leaf.
Q If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in you, what would you do/say?
A tell them like it is. I don't have time to be walking on eggshells.
Q Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
A that's all relative.
Q What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite (same) sex?
A intelligence, wit, charm, and a fair share of rugged-ness. I need me a thorough girl in my corner.
Q Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
A already have
Q When was the last time someone hit on you?.
A last night
Q have any of your friends ever slept with an ex of yours?
A me AND my friend slept with my ex
RIGHT NOW:
1. Missing: my phone service
2. Needing: money and steak
3. Wanting: everything
4. What was the 1st thing you did this morning? sat on the shitter and smoked a cig
5. Last thing you ate? a piece of pizza
6. Do you have anything bothering you? just trying to pick up my money
7. Where did you sleep last night? on my couch
8. What color shirt are you wearing? black
9. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? 1065 the Beat
10. What are you about to do? finish packing, go scoop some cheddar, then go shopping
11. Rate life as of right now 1-10? 9.5. the last .5 representing the fact i haven't won the lottery yet.
12. What do you hear right now? Pull the Pins Out - AOTP
13. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? oreo milkshake
14. Anything hurt on your body right now? i'm too blazed to notice if it does
FAVORITE:
1. Number: i don't really have one
2. Color: Black and Blue
3. Season: fall and spring
4. kind of dog: nice ones
5. month: November
6. bottled water: Fuji
7. Least favorite color: Salmon
8. kind of pizza: pepperoni
9. style of underwear: boxers
10. style of underwear for the opposite sex: i think it should switch up..thongs, boy shorts, fancy ones... and no granny panties.
11. errand/chore do you despise: everything
12. movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about: ?
13. drink: i'm hooked on diet drinks
14. cartoon character: bugs bunny.
15. NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy: talking for hours
16. lunch meat: turkey
17. Favorite guilty pleasure: blow
18. Starbucks drink: i've been on the pumpkin spiced lattes
DO/ARE YOU:
1. smile often: only when i'm around my peoples
2. look like your mom or dad or any other family member: i got parts of both
3. Do you think that a person is thinking of you: I'm pretty sure
4. wish upon stars: i have before. it never works.
5. Are you a friendly person: only when i'm around my peoples
6. know html: only one command
7. have a teddy bear: at my rents crib
8. religious: agnostic
9. smoke: camel lights
10. drink alcohol: yep
11. picky about spelling and grammar: sometimes
12. swear/curse: i don't know how NOT to
13. ever spit: on the regular
14. cook your own food: once a week maybe
15. do your own chores: once a month maybe
16. like beef jerky: motherfuckin' right
17. happy with your hair life: I am now. I've come to grips with the baldness.
18. have any enemies: more than friends
19. spend your money wisely: depends on what week you ask me
20. like to swim: i do, but i'm bad at it
21. A Cuddler: sometimes
22. A morning person: if im goin to work no, if im not then yes
23. Are you a perfectionist: not at all. I have a strong "good enough" policy.
24. An only child: yup
25. In your pajamas: i'm not in my pajamas, but i'm in the PJ's.
26. Left handed: right
LAST:
1. Who's the last person who pissed you off? that sorry fucker who tried breaking into angie's crib.
2. Last time you puked from drinking? 4 or 5 months ago. I swore I'd never do it again.
3. Where is the last place you went? jay's pizza on the corner down the screet
4. Whose bed did you sleep in 2 nights ago? my sofa
5. Friend you saw? tariq and ashley
6. Friendyou talked to on the phone? matt
7. Message over myspace? i don't remember
8. Thing you wore? jeans and a shirt and a zip up
9. Was today better than yesterday? yeah. it's my birthday and i rolled me up the celebratory dutchie.
10: movie you saw? Gangs of New York
IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U:
1. Gotten sick: this morning
2. Been hugged: me and my fam is tight like that
3. Felt stupid: monday
4. Talked to an ex: today
5. Danced: oh yeah
6. Made out: nope
7. Partied: if you wanna call it that
8. Gone skinny dipping: no
9. seen your parents: yesterday
10. been threatened: nope
11. gotten a paycheck: hells yeah
12. been told a secret: yea
13. punched anyone: nope
14. driven a long distance: not really
15. eaten pancakes: nah
16. shopped at wal-mart: yup
17. dyed your hair: not quite
18. Sat and looked at the stars: every night while i walk. I don't have time to sit and do anything.
RANDOM QUESTIONS:
Q: What was your elementary schools mascot?
A cowboy
Q You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
A no one. We dine and dash - i'm a bad influence.
Q Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
A Utah
Q You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
A object penetration and sexual deviance.
Q What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
A The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Q You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
A pancakes, bacon, eggs, and toast. with a big ass glass of milk.
Q What's something that most people do, that you've never done?
A cared what people think about me
Q Before you die where do you want to go to...?
A Ireland
Q Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
A smoke a blunt with snoop and kick it for a few. id give a kidney to do it.
Q A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
A Paris Hilton
Q A drug you'll never try?
A heroin and lsd.
Q If you were an animal what would you be?
A parrot. you get to fly AND live a long time.
Q What's something most people don't know about you?
A there's a lot of stuff a lot of people don't know about me. I'm a boss, i don't speak, i just nod my head.
Q Worst way to die?
A slowly
Q Grossest injury you've ever seen?
A when i worked as a dental assistant
Q The worst injury you've ever had?
A sprained ankle and hurt pride
Q What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
A hollywood
Q What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
A the law
Q What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
A did you hear about what happened to so and so......? You lose my attention when you talk gossip.
Q What makes an awesome party?
A the right place, the right music, the right people. and a dutchmaster. and a sport fuck for a night cap.
Q What's your material obsession?
A Cd's
Q Worst drunken habit?
A getting sleepy
Q Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
A depends on what is popping off
Q Worst job you've ever had?
A Mr. Submarine
Q What's something your friends make fun of you for?
A my rugged mr. clean looks
Q What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
A too many things
Q Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
A not close ones anymore
Q Do you walk around the house naked?
A every chance i get
Q Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
A both. I prefer my boys. less drama.
Q Can others make you cry easily?
A not at all.
Q How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
A 7
Q Did you attend your High School prom?
A yep
Q Something red within 5 feet of you?
A pencil
Q What bill do you hate paying the most?
A rent
Q What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A rich and famous
Q Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
A it was clean
Q GAS PRICES First thought?
A fuck 'em
Q If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
A ireland. no one.
Q If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
A no
Q A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
A i feel like an asshole for getting involved with this survey before i saw how long it was. I've been wanting to get out of this chair for half an hour now.
Q What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
A aggravated
Q Name some of your best friends:
A tariq, aaron, stech, matt
Q What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
A bruce willis
Q Who from high school would you like to run into?
A todd crown
Q If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
A snitches
Q What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
A snoop
Q What famous person would you like to sleep with?
A Paris Hilton. and i don't even think she's that hot. it's because she things she's something. she things shes the shit. I would womanize her. make hate to her while giving her the double fishhook. and then give her cock eye, slap her, and leave her crying. I HATE paris hilton.
Q Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
A i have no idea
Q Number of texts in a day?
A a lot
Q At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
A neither
THIS OR THAT:
1. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? cosby show
2. Beach or lake? beach
3. Get up early or sleep in? sleep in
4. Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup
5. coffee or tea? its a tie
6. Cowboys or Indians? Indians
7. Pencil or pen? Pen
8. pepsi or coke? Diet Pepsi, regular coke/
9. cats or dogs? dogs
10.Hambuger or hotdog? burger
11. posi or hate edge? everyone should blow haze
12. orgasms or wealth? wealth
13. short or long? long
14. dirtbike or 4 wheeler? dirtbike
15. deaf or blind? i don't want to jinx myself
16. new or old clothes? fresh
17. up or down? down
18. lose your arms or lose your legs? legs
19. one bestfriend or lots of casual friends? one best friend
20. greyhound there or drive a car there? car
21. 929 or the raygun? twisters
22. myspace or email? myspace
23. aim or text? text
24. sneezing or coughing? you ain't smokin' till you're chokin'
25. ross perot or bill clinton? clinton
IF YOU READ THAT WHOLE THING, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO FINISH THAT WHOLE THING.
FUCK. WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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